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Joe Armstrong (Michael Dudikoff in American Ninja)

Joe Armstrong, the American Ninja


Power Level:
Game system: DC Heroes Role-Playing Game

Context

American Ninja was a 1985 action film. It was part of the cheap, quick movies produced by Golan & Globus’ Cannon Films. Like many of these movies, they had a strong sense of what young teenage boys would like to see. American Ninja and its ilk cunningly fit an under-served niche.

Thus, while the movie was very much 1980s home video schlock, it made an impression on many kids. Plus, there wasn’t much to compare it to given the state of video distribution back then.

This profile only covers the first American Ninja movie (yes, it became a series). Oh, there are S P O I L E R S, but… meh.


Background

  • Real Name: As he went through a number of foster homes, Joe had a long series of last names, none of which lasted for more than a few months. His name during the movie is Joe T. Armstrong.
  • Marital Status: Apparently single.
  • Known Relatives: None.
  • Group Affiliation: U.S. Army.
  • Base Of Operations: Fort Sonora, U.S. Army supply group, Eatulans Kharta Djamoro (sp ?), Phillipines.
  • Note: The movie was probably shot in Fort Bonifacio. In-universe, “Eatulans” may be misspelling of Itulan, on Luzon. Itulan would match the action of the movie fairly well, and “Fort Sonora” would in this case correspond to the real-life Clark or Cubic bases (since closed).
  • Height: 5’11” Weight: 170 lbs.
  • Eyes: Grey-brown Hair: Brown


Powers and Abilities

Armstrong is a deadly ninja master, with all the skills a deadly ninja master should have. None of them are remotely credible on the big screen, of course, but this problem doesn’t affect role-playing games.

He’s pretty good at using all sorts of objects as improvised weapons, both hard and soft (garden hose, spade, wrench, screwdrivers…). He will use such improvised weapons rather than going bare-handed.

His various powers represent the art of throwing, the art of arrow-cutting, and blind-fighting. He demonstrates the later by, hmm, fighting with a bucket on his head. Don’t ask. He also knows how to perform motorcycle stunts, because all cool ninja masters ride red sports bike over a hard rock soundtrack.

He’s pretty much impossible to hit with firearms, because… he’s a ninja !


Video

The trailer in gleaming 1080p.


History

Six years before the story begins, a teenager was found on a Pacific island by construction workers. The workers had been building a road through the jungle, and one of their explosive charges knocked out the youth and made him an amnesiac.

With no clue as to his past, the young man was sent to the United States. He was named “Joe Armstrong” and lived in a series of unsuccessful foster homes. At 16, he was sent to reform school for almost killing a man. He eventually got out, but got into trouble again and a judge gave him a choice between the Army and a prison.

You’re in the Army now

Private Armstrong was transferred to the Philippines as a supply driver. However, within days of his arrival, his convoy was ambushed by a local guerilla. After a guerillero hit the daughter of the Colonel, who was accompanying the convoy, Armstrong beat up several attackers. The other drivers seized the occasion and joined in fighting back against their incompetent captors.

The American victory, however, was short-lived. Deadly, bouncing… NINJAS !! erupted from the forest and killed them all while Armstrong was busy rescuing Patricia — the colonel’s annoying but pretty daughter — from some swarthy guerillero.

The ninjas, commanded by by a ninja with a black star tattoo on his cheek, then chased Armstrong and Patricia through the jungle, but lost them.

Ninja attacks have consequences !

The attack had been ordered by Ortega, a Philippines crimelord. He tasked the Black Star Ninja with killing Armstrong by any means necessary – and boy did he have means, as his property included a large training camp filled with multicoloured… NINJAS ! Ninjas in black, but also ninjas in red, in orange, in powder blue, in yellow, and hmmmm, that’s it.

Back at the base, Armstrong was already in trouble. The Colonel (secretly in league with Ortega) swore to have him court-martialed for his reckless actions and the dead soldiers. When he came back to the barracks, Armstrong discovered he was now reviled by his comrades.

In short order, Armstrong was confronted by the base badass – Corporal Jackson, who was incensed by reports that Armstrong’s heroics had cost the life of four soldiers. Jackson forced the very reluctant Armstrong to fight him in front of the other soldiers. After Armstrong thrashed Jackson, the Corporal decided he was OK after all for some reason, and all soldiers agreed.

Jackson attempted to convince his new best buddy to run martial arts demonstration with him to make money. Howbeit, amnesiac ninja are not interested in money. The Corporal then noticed that Armstrong and Patricia were falling in love, and convinced the Private that he would need money to take her on dates.

They thus started demonstrations for other soldiers, complete with total Reagan-era action movie homoeroticism. Jackson let Armstrong borrow his pride and joy — his sports bike — for dating purposes.

An evil, traitorous sergeant working for Ortega then sent Pvt. Armstrong into a trap – a warehouse filled with skulking… NINJAS ! He killed them all, then rode Jackson’s motorbike to chase his Army truck, which had been stolen during the fight. During the chase, many fruit stands were smashed by the truck – there’s a law about that.

Assuming that he had smashed Armstrong to bits, the evil and cruel Filipino truck thief drove to Ortega’s base/plantation. But of course, Armstrong wasn’t dead and had actually snuck aboard the truck because he’s totally… NINJA !

The bad guys revealed !

Once in Ortega’s base, Armstrong discovered that his stolen truck contained a shipment of missiles – but was soon spotted by an incompetent guard. The private escaped the dozens of guards firing at him, and stumbled on Ortega’s Japanese gardener. The Enigmatic Oriental™ told Joe that he knew him, and that their paths would soon cross again.

When Joe got back to the base, the evil, traitorous sergeant had him thrown into the brig. Jackson knew something was wrong – but neither the evil, traitorous sergeant nor the colonel would listen to him. Ortega sent the Black Star Ninja kill Armstrong in the brig, but Armstrong escaped and reached Jackson.

Joe Armstrong (Michael Dudikoff) with ninja claws

Jackson procured a Jeep to reach Ortega’s property before the stolen missiles would be used. Meanwhile Joe contacted Patricia, who convinced him to speak with her father, the colonel. However, the colonel tried to have Joe arrested instead.

Joe fled, and was chased by the MPs. The chase ended when Joe ran the evil, traitorous sergeant off the road. The evil, traitorous sergeant’s Jeep collided with a bush at *at least* 10 mph and promptly exploded.

Ninja encounters

Meanwhile, the colonel turned against Ortega, who in return had Patricia kidnapped by the Black Star Ninja.

Armstrong snuck into Ortega’s estate, where he again met the gardener. As they discussed Joe started recovering parts of his memory. The gardener was actually Shinyuki, a Japanese soldier and ninja master. For decades, Shinyuki had been unaware that the Second World War was over and continued to occupy a remote Pacific island.

When a freshly-orphaned White baby washed ashore, Shinyuki raised him in the way of the ninja and called him “Joe”, since it was the only American name he knew.

While Shinyuki was a good, Bushido-minded ninja and had raised Joe as one, the Black Star Ninja had broken the code (whatever that means). That made him Joe’s and Shinyuki’s mortal enemy.

Final ninja battle !

Joe got out of Shinyuki’s place is full ninja garb and weaponry, and attacked the ninja camp. Ortega almost immediately played the hostage card, forcing Joe to let himself be surrounded by ninjas to save Patricia. Things were not looking good, but Shinyuki appeared beside Joe in a flash of smoke and, together, they fought off the ninja crowd.

However, as the fight was about to end, the Black Star Ninja killed Shinyuki. He knew the secrets of ninja teleportation and thus could predict where the aged master would reappear.

At that point, the US military, led by the hard-ramboing Jackson, attacked the Ortega plantation. Since they were using such unstoppable tactics as standing upright in a speeding Jeep while shooting a .45 handgun, they made quick progress – although the devilishly clever stratagem Ortega’s guards used (standing around and waiting to be shot) would have daunted lesser men.

During the assault, the colonel was shot by Ortega in front of Patricia. Joe and the Black Star Ninja fought to the death. Joe predictably won, though the Black Star Ninja had gadgets that could shoot flames, darts or red… LASERS !

Armstrong jumped aboard Ortega’s helicopter and, despite the crimelord’s interference, grabbed Patricia and bailed out.

Jackson then shot the (curiously small and immobile) helicopter with one of the stolen Stinger missiles.

The end.


Description

Armstrong’s eyes often give him a sleepy, nonchalant air.

When Armstrong is attacked by… NINJAS ! and takes a sword from one, he will usually hold it in a reverse grip, since this look more ninja-like. When moving all ninja-like, he hugs walls like white hugs rice.


Personality

Armstrong is a brooding loner – he’d rather stand around playing with a balisong folding knife than interact with his fellow soldiers in even the most trivial away, unless ordered to by a superior. He rarely speaks.

Armstrong has a problem with people hitting women, and will react violently to such. He seems generally shy around women, unless the situation is particularly tense (such as, say, being chased by ninjas).

He prefers to act alone, so as not to risk the life of anybody else.


Quotes

Joe : “Joe.”
Patricia : “That’s it ?”
Joe : “Yeah. Just call me Joe.”

“Look, Jackson. I don’t want to fight, I don’t like crowds and I don’t need money.”

Shinyuki (gravely): “The Black Star Ninja has betrayed the code.”
Joe (gravely): “Then… he must die.”


DC Universe History

Sure. Worse, he could actually have been trained by Nitobe-san !


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Joe T. Armstrong, the American Ninja

Dex: 07 Str: 04 Bod: 05 Motivation: Seeking Justice
Int: 06 Wil: 04 Min: 05 Occupation: Soldier
Inf: 04 Aur: 03 Spi: 05 Resources {or Wealth}: 003
Init: 021 HP: 040

Powers:
Force shield: 03, Projectile weapon: 03, Radar sense: 01

Bonuses and Limitations:

  • Force shield requires an Object of Opportunity and only works against missile weapons such as arrows, shuriken, etc. (-2).
  • Projectile weapon requires an Object of Opportunity (-1).

Skills:
Acrobatics: 06, Evasion (Ranged only): 09, Martial artist: 08, Military science (Camouflage): 06, Thief (Stealth): 06, Vehicles (Land): 05, Weaponry (Ninja weapons): 08, Weaponry (Firearms): 04

Bonuses and Limitations:
Evasion only works against firearms.

Advantages:
Familiarity (Vehicular repair and maintenance), Lightning Reflexes, Military Rank (Private), Schtick (Paired swords, paired sai), Sharp Eye.

Connections:
Cpl. Jackson (High).

Drawbacks:
Dependent (Patricia).

Equipment:
Armstrong pretty much never carries anything, not even a pistol – he’s just a truck driver. However, he keeps being attacked by… NINJAS! and will often take equipment from then, such as:

  • Ninja-to (often x2) [BODY 05, EV 04 (05 w/STR, 09 w/Martial Artist)] – a ninja sword.
  • Shuriken [BODY 03, EV 03, Grenade Drawback].
  • Sai (x2) [BODY 04, EV 03 (05 w/STR, 10 w/Martial artist), /STR/ 05, Limitations : /STR/ only for the Disarm maneuver (-2) ; Note : when Blocking melee weapons with a sai or jitte, the weapon is considered to be the size of a shield (-1 AP to OV/RV for the Block)].

He, however, never uses the firearms dropped by his opponents, since that is not ninja enough.


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Joe Armstrong, the American Ninja — Averaged PL 8

STR STA AGL DEX FGT INT AWE PRE
02 03 04 04 08 02 02 01

Powers

Master of ninjutsu Array ● 8 points ● Descriptor: Skill

  • Arrow-cutting technique — Protection 5, Concentration, Limited 2 to slow projectiles such as arrows and thrown weapons
  • Ninja blind fighting — Senses 2 (Accurate hearing)
  • Improvised throwing weapons — Enhanced Advantage (Throwing Mastery 1), Ranged Combat (Thrown weapons) 7 (+12)
  • Ninja evasion — Enhanced Advantage (Evasion), Enhanced Dodge 2 (Limited 1 to gunfire)

Combat Advantages

Chokehold, Close Attack 2, Defensive Roll 2, Evasion, Improved Initiative, Improved trip, Improvised weapon, Power Attack, Ranged Attack 1, Throwing Mastery 1.

Other Advantages

Instant up.

Skills

Acrobatics 4 (+8), Athletics 8 (+10), Close combat (Ninja melee weapons) 2 (+12), Close combat (Unarmed) 1 (+11), Deception 1 (+2), Expertise (Military) 3 (+5), Expertise (Truck driver) 4 (+6), Insight 2 (+4), Perception 5 (+7), Ranged combat (Ninja weapons) 7 (+12), Ranged Combat (Thrown weapons) 7 (+12), Stealth 5 (+9), Vehicles 4 (+8) (Limited 2 to common land vehicles)

Offense

Initiative +8
Unarmed +11, Close, Damage 2
Ninja weapons +12, varies

Defense

Dodge 11** Fortitude 8
Parry 12 Toughness 5/3*
Will 7

* Without Defensive Roll
** Can be 13 vs. firearms

Complications

  • Amnesiac Armstrong’s past is a mystery to him, and may bring plot elements from nowhere.
  • Relationship Armstrong is shy around women, but tends to get involved in romantic subplots and will react violently when the pretty starlet in the movie is threatened.
  • Ninja honor The American Ninja apparently upholds a completely undefined code of honor.

Power levels

  • Trade-off areas Attack/Effect PL 7, Dodge/Toughness PL 8, Parry/Toughness PL 9, Fort/Will PL 8.
  • Point total 114 Abilities 52, Defences 21, Skills 22, Powers 8, Devices 0, Advantages 11. Equiv. PL 8.

Notes

“Master of Ninjutsu” is an Array to model the vintage, cheap stunts work that requires each application of the Power to be staged and filmed in a specific manner.

By Sébastien Andrivet.

Source of Character: I’ve only covered the first American Ninja movie here, for reasons of both time and good taste. Joe Armstrong is laconically played by Michael Dudikoff.

Helper(s): Roy Cowan, Adam Fuqua.

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