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Ali Ka-Zoom

Category : Comic Books
Subcategory : DC universe
Type : Hero
Game System : DC Heroes (Blood of Heroes S.E.)
Notes : Newsboy Army

Ali Ka-Zoom v1.1

By Sébastien Andrivet

Source of Character: Seven Soldiers meta-series

Helper(s): Gareth Lewis, Roy Cowan

Reasons (1): Please carefully note that all the Seven Soldiers entries contain heavy S P O I L E R S  ; in fact consider it twice since this is really good stuff and it would suck if I spoiled it for you. Those writeups are constructed a bit like the Seven Soldiers metaseries - some stuff is mentioned in several writeups but only explained in the most relevant writeups, such as the nature of the Seven Soldiers and of the Sheeda. The writeups are considerably less mysterious than the series itself, though, which means you’ll probably want to read them after you go through the books.

Reasons (2): I am using the Camelot spelling (Ystin/Ystina) and the English spelling (Justin/Justina) interchangeably throughout the writeup.

Reasons (3): Ali’s role in the story is to be the facilitator for the Spell of Seven, and he takes few direct actions. Game stats are thus very speculative.

Reasons (4): This entry assumes that you have read our Newsboy Army entry first.

Writeups.org & Amazon.com recommend Seven Soldiers by Grant Morrison.

Quotes

Ali Ka-Zoom

(1940s, all the Newsboys from Nowhere Street pledge in front of the UN) “And nothing will ever divide us.”

(1940s) “We declare a United Nation of Kids, dedicated to fairness, justice and the freedom to have fun !”

(1940s) “Hurry it up, willya ! There are human lives at stake !”

(To a ferryman driving a spiritual city bus for the just dead) “I ain’t altogether ready yet, son. Matter of fact, I still have one more stop to make. So drive on, driver.”

“Justin. An age of darkness needs a shining knight.”

“Ladies. Dead on time. Heh.”

(About the Cabinet) “There’s nothing in that box but a big deep hole, where we dropped a poor, foolish boy once and you know why ? Because he did something the rest of us decided was wrong.”

“Memories. Memories is power to me. Did you sincerely think it was a coincidence we all ran into one another here, today ? Sometimes it’s like mystery string holding everything together.”

“We’re here to attend the end of empires and childhood dreams, ladies. I appreciate you wearing black.”

“You know when they said Ali Ka-Zoom was dead, Zatanna ? It’s true.”

(Kissing the brow of the dead Don) “Vincenzo, Vincenzo. See ? I came back. I bring final unction. Ultimate sanction. Hey, little soldier. Didn’t I say I’d even hold your hand when it came right down to it ?”

“This is a ghost story, Zatanna. Ghosts will understand.”

“Don’t be hard on yourself : you’re surfing the Spell of Seven, Zee. They didn’t used to call me the Merlin of the Ghetto for nothing. Take this little guy, and make your daddy proud one more time.”

(To Ystina, after she entered school) “Sweetheart, why the sad eyes ?”

Game Stats — DC Heroes

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Ali Ka-Zoom
Dex: 02 Str: 02 Bod: 03 Motivation: Responsibility
Int: 05 Wil: 06 Min: 06 Occupation: Ghost
Inf: 07 Aur: 08 Spi: 08 Resources {or Wealth}: 001 (now N.A.)
Init: 012 HP: 025

Powers: Awareness: 12, Dimension travel (Travel): 14, Self-Link (Spirit travel): 06, Magic sense: 09

Bonuses and Limitations:

  • Dimension travel (Travel) only between the Earth dimension and the Realm of the Just Dead
  • Self-Link (Spirit travel) is Always On - Ali is a ghost
  • Self-Link (Spirit travel) combined with Dimension Travel and Magic Sense allows him to perceive the nearest elements of the Realm of the Just Dead whenever he wishes (ferrymen, the recently deceased and the like)
  • Self-Link (Spirit travel) still allows him to touch and manipulate magical artefacts as if he were solid (he could pick up Caliburn, ot the container holding the Merlin spirit, and touch the Shining Knight’s armour. His top hat was probably material all along.)
  • Everything is Contingent on Self-Link (Spirit travel)

Skills: Artist (Prestidigitation): 08, Occultist: 07

Advantages: Area Knowledge (California - including the matching area in the Realm of the Just Dead, such as the soul busses), Expertise (things seen in the Realm of the Just Dead), Iron Nerves

Connections: Zatanna (Low), the Shining Knight II (Ystina, High), the Seven Unknown Men of Slaughter Swamp (Low)

Drawbacks: Age (Old), Guilt (probably lost after he escorted Kid Scarface into the Realm of the Just Dead), Magician’s Code. He had a CPI, but by the time he interacted with the Soldiers it was a MPI and it disappeared with the capture of Zor.

Equipment:

  • Ali Ka-Zoom’s only known artefact is the Ali Ka-Zoom Cabinet, which looks like a typical piece of furniture used by stage magicians for disappearing acts and the like. Cassandra Craft described it as a ’roach motel for spirits’. CABINET [BODY 04, Dimension travel (Banishment) : 08, Limitation: Dimension travel is Always On and affects anything entering the Cabinet ; if the subject is native to the Earth dimension, it will be banished to some prison dimension instead.]
  • His Top Hat [BODY 04] was mystically charged and symbolically significant, though it did not seem to have special in-game abilities. Cassandra Craft immediately knew she could sell it, but it is unclear if it was because it was useful to perform magic or because it was a valuable curio. Ali could touch and wear it despite being a ghost, and it could be used to gather mystical (and possibly ethereal) smoke, so it apparently counts as a “magical item”.

Rituals: Ali could make Justina (and probably Vanguard) suddenly speak and understand modern English, transmogrify her armour into something just as protective but much lighter and skintight and also make modern clothing appear around her. It is likely he prepared or even wrote these Rituals well in advance, since he seemed to be quite familiar with the plan of the Seven Unknown Men.

Background


Marital Status: Unknown
Known Relatives: None
Group affiliation: Former member of the Newsboy Army
Base Of Operations: Formerly Nowhere Street, New York City ; later the streets of San Francisco and the Realm of the Just Dead
Height: 5‘4” Weight: 103 lbs
Eyes: Brown Hair: Black

Powers and Abilities

Ali Ka-Zoom was an unusually gifted kid, and in particular had a world-class gift for prestidigitation. He later learned the full Occultist Skill (as well as an undetermined repertoire of Rituals), which considerably damaged his sanity due to the Price of Magic. Later still he became a ghost, though he did not pass on.

He’s fairly erudite in matters mystical - and being dead gives him access to some sources of knowledge most living persons cannot touch. In a relatively short time frame he was seen in San Francisco, Los Angeles and even Manhattan - hence his high Spirit Travel score.

As an apparent agent of the Seven Unknown Men of Slaughter Swamp, he seemingly had foreknowledge of everything that was going to happen during the new Harrowing.

History

For much of the known early history of Ali Ka-Zoom, see our Newsboy Army entry.

Since Ali mentioned it took three months for him to build his cabinet, the likely chronology is :

  • The Newsboy Army is cursed by the Time Tailor
  • As a result, Ali immediately starts studying occultism and soon builds his Cabinet. Over this period (about a year, I suppose) Millions dies and Chop Suzi becomes pregnant.
  • Soon after the Cabinet is complete and Ali’s sanity manifestly starts unravelling, Chop Suzi dies and the survivors of the Newsboy Army go nuts, accusing their friend Ace of having impregnated and killed her. In a moment of manic hatred Kid Scarface blinds Ace and shoves him into the Cabinet while Ali and Lil‘ Hollywood cheer him in hysterical anger.
  • The Price of Magic proves to be severe for Ali ; within some months or years he becomes insane and eventually dies as an incoherent, very sick homeless person.

The Cabinet was impounded as evidence in the disappearance and suspected murder of Ace, and a dozen cops and a metanormal investigator were lost trying to investigate it. Presumably, these men were attempting to recover Ace or his body. Years later the Cabinet, still wrapped in police tape, was released from police custody and bought by Cassandra Craft for $20K. It stayed in her workshop for a while.

The Ghost of Ali Ka-Zoom lingered on, in part because the cabinet served as a tether to the material plane. At some unrevealed point (presumably after his death) he had some sort of contact with the Seven Unknown Men of Slaughter Swamp and became an ally or agent of theirs. Ali knew of the coming Harrowing and of the Spell of the Seven, and was told (or researched) what he needed to do to help the Spell of Seven run properly. Presumably, his main goal was revenge and closure for the Newsboy Army, as the Spell of Seven would lead to the defeat and destruction of the Time Tailor.

During the early XXIst Century, Ali sensed that the Harrowing was about to come and that the Spell of Seven would soon become possible. Knowing that this meant that he would soon be able to pass on and stop haunting Earth, he started working as a facilitator for the Spell to be correctly triggered.

If I walk down this hallway, tonight, it’s too quiet

In San Francisco, he deliberately left his top hat in the shop of Cassandra Craft after inquiring about Zatanna. Zatanna arrived shortly after Ali’s cryptic visit. The lady magician was being chased by an entity calling itself Gwydion, who could be anything ; since she had temporarily lost her powers, she wanted to use the items at the shop to fight Gwydion. Ali’s top hat proved very handy to gather the smoke form of the confused Gwydion when he was made more material, and the entity was locked into the Cabinet and defeated.

Ali Ka-Zoom

In Los Angeles, Ali appeared to the time-lost Justina, who defended the insane bum against some street punks. Justina’s choice to protect the homeless Ali (whom she did not realise was a ghost) proved instrumental to her destiny. It broke the hold a Sheeda mind-destroyer had on her, and further allowed Ali to magically teach her English and transmogoriphy her armour. Ali named her a Shining Knight before he left.

So I pad through the dark, and call you on the phone

Ali Ka-Zoom then contacted Zatanna and her new ’apprentice‘, Misty Kilgore, who were carrying his Cabinet. He asked them to burn it on the beach (perhaps in order to release the souls of Cap and the other people who had been trapped inside it), then asked Zatanna to drive the three of them to the sprawling home of don Vincenzo, a mob lord of the West Coast — and formerly Kid Scarface. The place had just been raided by a Sheeda party, with the don’s soldatos all having been killed and having killed some Sheeda soldiers and beasts in return.

Ali, leading Zatanna and Misty, advanced several small steps in the overall plan — the winged horse Vanguard, which the Sheeda left behind after the raid and were about to kill, was saved to fly back to his knight ; Misty received the first hints about her true heritage ; and Ali obliquely told Zatanna she should call to the Seven Unknown Men in her hour of need. This later piece of advice proved instrumental in allowing Zatanna to defeat the Time Tailor.

On a more personal level, Ali acted as a psychopomp and escorted Scarface’s soul to the afterworld. It is also hinted that the Merlin of the Ghetto ensured that Ed Stargard, formerly Baby Brain, intuitively realised that the Time Tailor had been destroyed - bringing to the old man vengeance and peace after decades of torment.

Push your old numbers and let your house ring, til I wake your ghost

When the Harrowing itself started, Ali appeared in Manhattan to advise Zatanna again, giving her critical clues about the key to completing the Spell of Seven. After Zatanna successfully launched the spell, Ali appeared at the side of young Ystina a second time, lifting her spirits and helping her collect herself.

Though Ali originally saw the Harrowing as his opportunity to pass on, he emerged from these events with a clear mind, the destruction of the Time Tailor apparent allowing him to shed his senility and insanity. From his relationship with young Ystina, the Shining Knight, it seems likely that he will become the Merlin figure in the destiny of Ystina to become the Once And Future Queen of another iteration of Camelot.

Ali Ka-Zoom

Description

Ali looks quite material, even though he’s not — he’s not translucent or anything. Cassandra Craft, who is blind but mystically sensitive, described him as being tall, but to most people he appears to be a short and hunched over old vagrant.

Personality

Ali is no longer mad, but he is dead and old ; he tends to ramble a fair bit and jabber cryptically about his childhood memories with the Newsboy Army. After he served as a psychopomp to Kid Scarface, he seemed to be more lucid, and in fact came across as being wise and knowledgeable, though still subject to the Magician’s Code as he spoke enigmatically.

He later acted toward Ystinia like a protective, wise, friendly uncle, and did not seem bitter, insane or senile while chatting with her. In fact he seemed much like what he would have been had he never been cursed - he shed the clothes the evil Time Tailor had made for the Newsboy Army and is now free to make his own destiny. As the Shining Knight’s mentor and advisor, the Merlin of the Ghetto can probably played as just Merlin to a young Arthur.

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