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Piper (Aztek character) (DC Comics)

Piper

Curt Falconer


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Game system: DC Heroes Role-Playing Game

Background

  • Real Name: Dr. Curtis ’Curt‘ Falconer, MD
  • Marital Status: Married
  • Known Relatives: Unnamed wife, Mindy (daughter, deceased)
  • Group Affiliation: Former member of the Lawless Legion
  • Base Of Operations: Vanity (66 Lucas Bld, Apt. 13C, Chapman, Vanity), formerly New York
  • Height: 5’8” Weight: 170 lbs
  • Eyes: Brown Hair: Brown, balding


Powers and Abilities

The Piper was an old school, very minor villain whose theme was the smoking pipe ; he likely could discharge a variety of special smokes from his helmet, and was accompanied by a clique of enthusiastic, supportive robots in the form of humanoid smoking pipes, who could also emit various smokes.

Ceci n’est pas une pipe

The Pipes are the Piper’s robot pets. Those weird, completely black creatures look like smoking pipes with humanoid arms and legs, and seem fully autonomous ; they are even capable of speech, and they can emit vast quantities of smoke and gas despite their small size (they are about the size of an actual smoking pipe).

The Piper's pipes running on the ground

It is quite likely that the number of smokes and gasses the Pipes (and the nozzle on top of the Piper’s helmet) can discharge is much broader that what little has been seen, and includes a range of chemical weapons ; it seems a safe bet to assume he’s flexible as any Silver Age Rogue opposing Flash, as long as it stays in theme.


History

The Piper was a typical Silver Age villain, in the direct mold of the Rogues Gallery opposing the Flash (Barry Allen). He became a villain, dressing up and stealing things, to deal with the stress of working eighty-hours weeks as a doctor in the accident and emergency ward, and seemed mostly interested in letting steam out in a grandiloquent but generally harmless manner.

The Piper fought opponents such as the Elongated Man and the Atom, and claims to have scored victories against them. He always kept his secret identity safe, and thus was likely never arrested — so his victories were, at the very least, successful escapes from capture.

Dr. Falconer eventually came to the terrible city of Vanity, perhaps in a subconscious attempt to atone for his thefts as the Piper. The depressing, mean nature of the town got to him like it does with everyone, and he stopped being the Piper in the early 1970s as the Silver Age faded away.

(There is a problem with the timeline — in 1996 the Piper is supposed to have retired ’ten years ago’ but is described as a 1960s villain. This profile assumes he retired in 1973 instead, since this year (the death of Gwen Stacy) is my usual delimiter for the end of the Silver Age.)

By the 1990s, a new breed of violent ’heroes’ emerged ; by the time Falconer reached his 23rd year of not being the Piper, the rest of the Lawless Legion, his old super-villains group, was either dead or in jail. Falconer became terrified of the new generation of vigilantes, of people such as Bloodtype, which he viewed as brutal men without any refinement or humanity.

Last heist

In 1996, his daughter was kidnapped and he was forced by the gang bosses of Vanity to rob the First National Bank. The depressed, quivering, out-of shape Piper was confronted by the brutal Bloodtype, and did not stand a chance. His Pipes were mostly shattered and he was slaughtered by the vigilante despite the intervention of a new hero, Aztek. As he was dying, Piper confided in Aztek, asking him to rescue his 17-year old daughter, a popular student in management studies.

However, the gang-boss’s plan was of course a setup — they introduced on the battlefield a fake Pipe who detonated near a ruptured gas main, killing the Piper and Bloodtype and resulting in untold carnage in the bank.

Thus, the Piper never lived to learn the truth — the gang lord who had engineered his death was actually his own daughter, who had always hated him and had allied herself with Synth, a superhuman criminal. Mindy’s kidnapping had been a sham all along, and the death of the Piper a means to kill Bloodtype and a gambit to take over Vanity’s gangland.

While the plan largely succeeded, Mindy did not survive her father by much, as the intervention of Aztek and Green Lantern (Kyle Rayner) resulted in her accidental death at the hand of Synth.


Description

The Piper actually smokes a pipe when he’s not in the field or at the hospital.


Personality

Falconer was a workaholic, unable to express his emotions even toward his beloved daughter. His marriage was cold, loveless and full of things left unsaid (his wife and daughter both realized he was the Piper, but they never talked about it), further pushing Falconer into his work or his release as the Piper.

As the Piper, he was an extravagant, bombastic villain with an array of non-lethal weapons, trying his best to be cool and greater than life to escape the general failure of his existence. After he retired, however, he became tired and depressed, Vanity nibbling away what little energy he had in his everyday life and filling him with fear. He still managed to put on one good showing for a few minutes before Bloodtype caught him, though.


Quotes

(During a bank robbery, to the patrons) “Consider yourself privileged, my friends ! What started out as an ordinary day has just become a story to tell friends and grandchildren ! ‘I saw the maestro at work today‘, you’ll say. I was robbed blind by the seditious sultan of smoke, the meerschaum marauder ! And remember: this is the most interesting thing that’s ever going to happen in some of your miserable lives. So enjoy it, why don’t you !”


DC Universe History

A new Piper is rather unlikely, so this writeup is mostly intended for documentary purposes, or possibly for a late Silver Age adventure back in the 1970s or early 1980s, drawn by Carmine Infantino.

As an oddball idea, though, it is possible that as much as half of the Pipes survived the confrontation. Since they seemed to be sentient (or at least to have a personality and full artificial intelligence), they may have struck out of their own, surviving in secret and scrounging circuitry to occasionally repair themselves.


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Piper

Dex: 03 Str: 02 Bod: 03 Motivation: Thrill
Int: 05 Wil: 04 Min: 04 Occupation: Doctor, super-villain
Inf: 04 Aur: 03 Spi: 04 Resources {or Wealth}: 005
Init: 010 HP: 005

Skills:
Gadgetry: 04, Medicine: 04

Advantages:
Expertise (gas weapons), Pet (x12) (the Pipes)

Connections:
None

Drawbacks:
Age (Old), Dependent (his daughter), Secret ID

Equipment:
COSTUME [BODY 05 — the nozzle on the helmet is very likely a gas dispenser similar to the one on the Pipes].


The piper at the gates of dusk

Before he retired the Piper had one more AP in DEX, STR, BOD, INT, INF and AUR ; he did not have the Age (Old) Drawback, his Initiative was 015 and he usually had 050 Hero Points. He also had a a Low Connection with the Lawless Legion, and was in good enough shape that he did not look stupid in Spandex.


The pipes

Dex: 02 Str: -3 Bod: 02 Motivation: Uphold Piper
Int: 01 Wil: 01 Min: //// Occupation: Henchpipe
Inf: 00 Aur: //// Spi: //// Resources {or Wealth}: ////
Init: 003 HP: 000

Powers:
Fog: 04, Jumping: 00, Knockout gas: 04, Shrinking: 06

Bonuses and Limitations:

  • Shrinking is Always On and Already Factored In (including the Thief (Stealth)
  • Fog and Knockout Gas have no Range — the Pipe will usually jump or climb to discharge its vapors in the face of its victim

Skills:
Acrobatics: 04, Thief (stealth): 04

By Sébastien Andrivet

Source of Character: Aztec #1 (DC Universe)

Helper(s): Roy Cowan

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