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Bullet Tooth Tony (Vinnie Jones in Snatch)

Bullet Tooth Tony


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Game system: DC Heroes Role-Playing Game

Context

Snatch was a British movie released in 2000. It is a high-energy crime movie with comedy elements, a zany atmosphere and a plot that gets delivered in no particular order.

Brad Pitt’s character, Mickey the Traveller, probably was the most memorable among this colourful lot – with the possible exception of Brad Pitt’s Mickey O’Neil.


Background

  • Real Name: Unrevealed
  • Marital Status: Unrevealed
  • Known Relatives: None
  • Group Affiliation: None
  • Base Of Operations: London
  • Height: 6’ Weight: 180 lbs
  • Eyes: Gray Hair: Black


Powers and Abilities

“Bullet tooth” Tony is a tough, competent enforcer in London. He’s known as a man you can trust to solve complex emergencies, often with extreme prejudice.


History

Bullet Tooth Tony gained his nickname and some of his rep when an enforcing errand went sour and he was shot 6 times. One of the bullets went through his cheek and broke his front teeth. Despite the wounds, Tony was still alive and proceeded to skewer the shooter with a nearby cutlass.

Some time later, a huge diamond, which had been stolen in the Netherlands, was lost in London. Tony was quickly hired by the Jewish jewellers who wanted to buy the diamond from Russian gangsters, as a repo man.


Video

HD version of the official Snatch movie trailer.


Description

Tony’s front teeth have been replaced by the bullets he was shot with, giving him an unnerving grin. He rarely smiles, however.

Tony is a big, tough, stark guy dressed in a full black three-piece suit. He has a very strong presence and a gift for repartee, as long as it’s in street London English (including rhyming slang).


Personality

Tony is highly streetwise, very connected and brutally effective. He stays icily calm in the worst circumstances (although he’ll oppose doing something degrading). As his quotes indicate, he talks a colourful British slang and tends to have an oddly philosophical view of life.

He has little hesitation resorting to violence, brutality and torture to do his job, of which they are a common part.


Quotes

“You silly fuck.”

Avi : “Should I call you Bullet ? Tooth ? ”
Tony : “You can call me Susan if it makes you happy. ”

“You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.”

Tony : “Boris the Blade ? As in Boris the Bullet-Dodger ? ”
Avi : “Why do they call him the Bullet-Dodger ?”
Tony : “ ’Cause he dodges bullets, Avi.”

“You better not be tellin’ me porky pies.”

“You ’bin usin’ dog shit fer toothpaste ?”

“A bookie’s got blagged last night.”

“So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls. Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you’ve got your parties mangled up. There’s no pussy here, just a dose that’ll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. The fact that you’ve got “Replica” written down the side of your gun…” (draws his gun) “… and the fact that I’ve got “Desert Eagle point five O” written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now… Fuck off !”


DC Universe History

Easy enough – keep him available to populate England a bit.


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Bullet Tooth Tony

Dex: 04 Str: 03 Bod: 05 Motivation: Mercenary
Int: 05 Wil: 05 Min: 05 Occupation: Enforcer
Inf: 06 Aur: 04 Spi: 05 Resources {or Wealth}: 006
Init: 015 HP: 025

Skills:
Charisma (Interrogation, intimidation)*: 06, Detective (Counterfeit rec, legwork)*: 05, Vehicles (Land)*: 04, Weaponry (Firearms, melee): 05

Advantages:
Iron Nerves, Sharp Eye

Connections:
Street (High), Underworld (Low)

Drawbacks:
Creepy appearance

Equipment:

  • Tony’s trusty gun is a .50 Desert Eagle [BODY 04, Projectile weapons: 05, Ammo: 07, R#02]
  • He sometimes uses a Cutlass [BODY 05, EV 04]

By Sébastien Andrivet

Source of Character: The Snatch (movie)

Helper(s): Nick Yankovec ; quotes from IMDB.com

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