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Sore Sir's apprentices (Hostess Comics)

Sore Sir’s Apprentices

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Game system: DC Heroes Role-Playing Game

Powers and Abilities

Whenever one’s of Sore Sir’s apprentices (any of the five) is knocked out or killed, he vanishes – only to pop back at full health on the next Phase ! Holy mauve submarine, Batman ! How can we possibly stop them ?!


They apparently serve some nefarious modern-day sorcerer known as the Sore Sir, and tried to stop Captain America from getting to their master. And they would have succeeded too, if not for those meddling Hostess cakes !


See illustrations.


They get a big delight in every bite of Hostess cup cakes.


“We are ’the Sore Sir’s Apprentices.‘ He tells us to get Captain America… get Captain America !”

“Sheer wizardry this great great Devil’s food cake ! I forsake my old master ’Sore Sir‘. ”

“We want that chocolaty icing, too ! And creamed filling ! [Our] civilizing begins with masterful Hostess cup cakes !”


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Sore Sir’s apprentices (x5)

Dex: 03 Str: 04 Bod: 04 Motivation: Hostess cakes
Int: 02 Wil: 02 Min: 03 Occupation:
Apprentices, I guess
Inf: 03 Aur: 03 Spi: 04 Resources {or Wealth}: 002
Init: 008 HP: 000

Invulnerability: 16, Regeneration: 15

Occultist (occult knowledge): 02

Don’t think so

Sore Sir (Low)

Creepy Appearance, and of course CIA to Hostess cakes (mmmm !)

By Sébastien Andrivet

Source of Character: Those damn Hostess adds in the 1970s.

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