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The Swedish Chef (Muppet Show)

Swedish Chef

(Bork bork)


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Game system: DC Heroes Role-Playing Game


The Muppet Show was a landmark British 1976-1981 TV show, for both children and adults. Featuring a host of strange creatures (the titular muppets) ineptly operating an ageing vaudeville theatre, it had fresher humour and a more chaotic, creative tone than most everything on TV back then. It became both a very popular show and a cult favourite.

This token profile was a joke for Peter, the list’s resident Swede, back during the last century – back when it was still vaguely funny. Possibly. If you squint. Then my sister was bitten by a møøse .



  • Real Name: Unrevealed.
  • Marital Status: Single.
  • Known Relatives: Nøne.
  • Group Affiliation: Muppet Shøw.
  • Base Of Operations: Muppet Shøw.
  • Height: 5’9” ?  Weight: 160 lbs ?
  • Eyes: Unrevealed Hair: Brown

Powers and Abilities

He cøøks quite well. He’s written Der Swedish Chef Köokin’ Boøkin, tøø.


He’s a Muppet. Øne of my theøries is that his sister was bitten by a møøse.


See illustratiøn. Seriøusly, møøse are dangerøus. Realli.


“Børk ! Børk ! Bøørk !”


“Vergoofin der flicke støøbin mit der børk-børk yubetcha !”

DC Universe History

Mmmmm…. Fnørd ?

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Swedish Chef

Dex: 02 Str: 02 Bod: 03 Motivation: “Børk ! Børk ! Børk !”
Int: 02 Wil: 02 Min: 03 Occupation: Chef
Inf: 03 Aur: 02 Spi: 03 Resources {or Wealth}: 03
Init: 007 HP: 010

Artist (cøøking): 06

Nøt realli.

Muppet Shøw (High).

Nøthing special før a Muppet.

Variøus cøøking instruments.

By Sébastien Andrivet.

Source of Character: Muppet Show.

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