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The Swedish Chef (Muppet Show)

Swedish Chef

(Bork bork)

Bork?


Power Level:
Game system: DC Heroes Role-Playing Game

Context

The Muppet Show was a landmark British 1976-1981 TV show, for both children and adults. Featuring a host of strange creatures (the titular muppets) ineptly operating an ageing vaudeville theatre, it had fresher humour and a more chaotic, creative tone than most everything on TV back then. It became both a very popular show and a cult favourite.

This token profile was a joke for Peter, the list’s resident Swede, back during the last century – back when it was still vaguely funny. Possibly. If you squint. Then my sister was bitten by a møøse .


Background

  • Real Name: Unrevealed
  • Marital Status: Single
  • Known Relatives: Nøne
  • Group Affiliation: Muppet Shøw
  • Base Of Operations: Muppet Shøw
  • Height: 5’9” ?  Weight: 160 lbs ?
  • Eyes: Unrevealed Hair: Brown


Powers and Abilities

He cøøks quite well. He’s written “Der Swedish Chef Köokin’ Boøkin”, tøø.


History

He’s a Muppet. Øne of my theøries is that his sister was bitten by a møøse.


Description

See illustratiøn. Seriøusly, møøse are dangerøus. Realli.


Personality

“Børk ! Børk ! Bøørk !”


Quotes

“Vergoofin der flicke støøbin mit der børk-børk yubetcha !”


DC Universe History

Mmmmm…. Fnørd ?


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Swedish Chef

Dex: 02 Str: 02 Bod: 03 Motivation: “Børk ! Børk ! Børk !”
Int: 02 Wil: 02 Min: 03 Occupation: Chef
Inf: 03 Aur: 02 Spi: 03 Resources {or Wealth}: 03
Init: 007 HP: 010

Skills:
Artist (cøøking): 06

Advantages:
Nøt realli

Connections:
Muppet Shøw (High)

Drawbacks:
Nøthing special før a Muppet.

Equipment:
Variøus cøøking instruments

By Sébastien Andrivet

Source of Character: Muppet Show

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