Mister Phun
Context
This elite henchman type only ever appeared once (Captain America vol. #384).
But he was sort of fun and attaching. If you don’t mind going with a scenery-chewing late 1970s action movie cliché bad guy.
Background
- Real Name: Unrevealed.
- Marital Status: Unrevealed.
- Known Relatives: None.
- Group Affiliation: Henchman for Madam Xiana.
- Base Of Operations: Madripoor.
- Height: 5’7” Weight: 210 lbs.
- Eyes: Brown Hair: Bald
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Powers and Abilities
Mister Phun is not very tall, but he’s extremely stocky and muscular.
His strength allows him to deliver fearsome blows, and he can routinely shrug off hits from street-level melee weapons. Diamondback hitting him over his head with a lead pipe had zero effect.
Mister Phun is surprisingly athletic and stealthy.
History
Mister Phun works as the main enforcer for Madam Xiana, who runs a brothel in Madripoor. He met Diamondback (Rachel Leighton) when Crossbones (Brock Rumlow) brought her there as a prisoner.
Diamondback freed herself and escaped. Mister Phun and other thugs chased her. Though Diamondback was faster, Mister Phun just couldn’t be stopped and wouldn’t give up.
Mister Phun fought the exhausted Diamondback in a toys factory. Though he nearly dropped her into a vat of boiling plastic, she acrobatically caught herself and kicked him into the vat instead.
Description
A very stocky and very bald Chinese-looking guy with an evil moustache.
He wears a black suit, a white shirt and a black tie.
Personality
Mister Phun is a totally cliché James Bond exotic henchman/strongman.
His English isn’t very good, with a limited vocabulary and an habit of telling his name in every single sentence.
He is oddly… merry, and seems to have fun fighting and chasing people. You do want to munch much scenery whilst playing Mister Phun.
Quotes
“You very bad lady. Madam Xiana want you dead. Mister Phun happy to oblige !”
“You tricky lady. Mister Phun not like tricks. More you make me angry, more you will suffer !”
“Ha ha ha ! You try to choke me ! Then Mister Phun do judo on you !”
“You very stupid lady ! You not yet learn nothing stops Mister Phun ?”
DC Universe History
Mister Phun can do that easy too !
Game Stats — DC Heroes RPG
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Mister Phun
| Dex: 05 | Str: 05 | Bod: 05 | Motivation: Mercenary |
| Int: 03 | Wil: 03 | Min: 04 | Occupation: Enforcer |
| Inf: 04 | Aur: 03 | Spi: 03 | Resources {or Wealth}: 004 |
| Init: 012 | HP: 015 |
Powers:
Skin Armour: 01
Bonuses and Limitations:
Skin Armour only vs. unarmed and blunt damage.
Skills:
Martial artist: 06, Thief (Stealth): 04, Weaponry (Firearms): 03
Advantages:
Area Knowledge (Madripoor), Language (Cantonese Chinese).
Connections:
Underworld (Low), Madam Xiana (Low).
Drawbacks:
None demonstrated.
Equipment:
- Mister Phun has a garrote up his sleeves ! [BODY 06, /STR/ 06, Limitation : /STR/ only in combat and when Blindsiding a target from behind].
- Mister Phun has a Colt M1911 in a shoulder holster ! [BODY 04, Projectile weapon: 04, Ammo: 07, R#02].
Game Stats — DC Adventures RPG
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Mister Phun — Averaged 7
| STR | STA | AGL | DEX | FGT | INT | AWE | PRE |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 04 | 04 | 02 | 01 | 06 | 01 | 00 | 01 |
Powers
Mister Phun is very tough ! ● 1 point ● Descriptor: Physiology
Protection 2 (Limited 2 to blunt and unarmed attacks).
Combat Advantages
Defensive Roll 2, Improved Defense, Improved Smash, Instant Up, Ranged attack 1.
Other Advantages
Diehard, Equipment 2, Great Endurance, Language 1 (Cantonese Chinese).
Skills
Athletics 2 (+6), Close combat (Unarmed) 2 (+8), Expertise (Madripoor enforcer) 5 (+6), Insight 1 (+1), Perception 3 (+3), Persuasion 1 (+1), Ranged combat (Firearms) 2 (+4), Stealth 3 (+5).
Equipment
– Mister Phun has Colt .45 in should holster ! — Light pistol ● 6 points
– Mister Phun has garrotte up his sleeves ! — Chokehold, Improved Hold (both Limited 1 to suitable targets he can attack by surprise) ● 1 point
Offense
| Initiative +2 |
| Unarmed +8, Close, Damage 4 |
| Garrotte +6, Close, Damage 4 |
| Light pistol +4, Ranged, Damage 3 |
Defense
| Dodge | 8 | Fortitude | 8 |
| Parry | 10 | Toughness | 8*/6/4** |
| Will | 3 |
* Against blunt and unarmed
** Without defensive Roll or Protection
Complications
- Mercenary Mister Phun wants action and money !
Power levels
- Trade-off areas Attack/Effect PL 6, Dodge/Toughness PL 8, Parry/Toughness PL 9, Fort/Will PL 6.
- Point total 77. Abilities 38, Defences 17, Skills 10, Powers 1, Devices 0, Advantages 11. Equiv. PL 6.
Notes
His Toughness is counted as a 7 for trade-off computations.
Source of Character: Marvel Universe.
Helper(s): Peter Piispanen.