Swedish Chef
(Bork bork)
Bork?
Context
The Muppet Show was a landmark British 1976-1981 TV show, for both children and adults. Featuring a host of strange creatures (the titular muppets) ineptly operating an ageing vaudeville theatre, it had fresher humour and a more chaotic, creative tone than most everything on TV back then. It became both a very popular show and a cult favourite.
This token profile was a joke for Peter, the list’s resident Swede, back during the last century – back when it was still vaguely funny. Possibly. If you squint. Then my sister was bitten by a møøse .
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Background
- Real Name: Unrevealed.
- Marital Status: Single.
- Known Relatives: Nøne.
- Group Affiliation: Muppet Shøw.
- Base Of Operations: Muppet Shøw.
- Height: 5’9” ? Weight: 160 lbs ?
- Eyes: Unrevealed Hair: Brown
Powers and Abilities
He cøøks quite well. He’s written Der Swedish Chef Köokin’ Boøkin, tøø.
History
He’s a Muppet. Øne of my theøries is that his sister was bitten by a møøse.
Description
See illustratiøn. Seriøusly, møøse are dangerøus. Realli.
Personality
“Børk ! Børk ! Bøørk !”
Quotes
“Vergoofin der flicke støøbin mit der børk-børk yubetcha !”
DC Universe History
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Swedish Chef
| Dex: 02 | Str: 02 | Bod: 03 | Motivation: “Børk ! Børk ! Børk !” |
| Int: 02 | Wil: 02 | Min: 03 | Occupation: Chef |
| Inf: 03 | Aur: 02 | Spi: 03 | Resources {or Wealth}: 03 |
| Init: 007 | HP: 010 |
Skills:
Artist (cøøking): 06
Advantages:
Nøt realli.
Connections:
Muppet Shøw (High).
Drawbacks:
Nøthing special før a Muppet.
Equipment:
Variøus cøøking instruments.
Source of Character: Muppet Show.