Zoolog

History

In JLQ#5, General Harjavti tries to reassure the Global Guardians that he is a benevolent ruler of Bialya, and that they should trust him. After all, he was at this time giving them financial support. He then tells them that Lower Pluxa, a neighboring country (yeah, right), is planning to “annex” Bialya (yeah, right).

Knowing that Bialya has superheroes, Lower Pluxa has gathered together its own hero group called, well, The Hero Group. The Global Guardians are convinced to go fight The Hero Group.

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During the battle, the Global Guardians learn that The Hero Group was told a similar story, that Bialya planned to “annex” “Lower Pluxa” (also spelled “Lower Plaxa”). They were told this story by President Fortesq of Lower Pluxa.

They come to the conclusion that the 2 leaders just wanted to see them fight. The heroes go back to their leaders and force the 2 of them into a boxing ring ; if they want a fight so badly, let *them* do the fighting. A moronic story with moronic new characters.

The Hero Group probably split with Fortesq just as the Guardians did with Harjavti. They could easily be used as innocent dupes in anybody else’s schemes, however, as they seem to be incredibly dopey.

History

He fought against the Wild Huntsman and his pets.

Quotes

Zoolog : “Grrrrr… Bite it, doggie !”
Huntsman: “You hurt Donnerschlag ! You die !”
Zoolog : “Donnerschlag is my grandmother’s name !”

Description

He’s big and furry. He looks a lot like a bear, but not so much that you would think that he was one. The artist may simply not have known how to draw a bear, or Zoolog might be intended to be more of a composite of various animals.

Zoolog wears green boots that expose his toes, and a chainmail loincloth with green highlights.

By Sean MacDonald.